So do you think he likes me?
Well, I- I really can’t say, I mean-
Because the other day he said hello to me.
Did he, oh that’s a, that’s a good sign.
Yeah, and I think he sort of winked when he said it.
Right.
But it might’ve been a sneeze, I couldn’t really tell.
I see.
But I think we have like a really good chemistry, you know? Whenever our eyes meet when we’re walking down the corridor, and he looks away and sort of… grunts.
Grunts, right.
Yes, but you know in a sort of affectionate way, if you know what I mean.
An affectionate grunt, yes.
Of course we do have quite a bit in common too, we always get the same flavour trifle off the dessert shelf- and trifle, well. Trifle’s a very important element in any successful relationship.
Of course.
Only trouble is though, I think he’s got a girlfriend.
Oh no, really?
Yeah, you know Tracy, that slag from accounts?
Bitch from hell. Never liked her.
Tell me about it. But I’ve heard they’re going through a rocky patch at the minute, so…
So you’re practically in there.
Yep, completely. In the bag, slam dunk, I’m every woman it’s all in me, voulez-vous coucher avec moi.
You go girl.
So anyway, how’s your love life?
Well you know that guy I slept with the other night when I was wasted? I think he might call!
Oh yeah?
Yeah, well it said so in the horoscope.
